IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

i think you already know what it means

"Nintendo fans": wow THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE TRASH! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING GOOD?
Nintendo: bruh, that is Splatoon 3, a game you have all wanted for a long time now.
"Nintendo fans": OH PLEASE, ITS JUST GOING TO BE THE SAME THING AGAIN AND BAD!
Nintendo: ALRIGHT FINE! what about pyr-
"Nintendo fans": WOW JUST ANOTHER ANIME SWORD FIGHTER
(if you watched the direct, you will know what happens)
"Nintendo fans": EVREYTHNG YOU DO IS TRASH!
Nintendo: IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

by someone else thats not u March 22, 2021

i do plasma

When a person goes to a plasma center and donates their blood plasma. Donors usually get compensated ($30 to $100). Usually someone hurting for cash!

Fred: Why do you have a bandage on your arm?
Johnny: I do plasma bro.

by Itakespics November 15, 2020

do i wanna know

alexa play arctic monkeys

(Do I wanna know?)
If this feeling flows both ways?

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD February 10, 2023

why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

by hehe farts in french July 07, 2021

I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022