“Tommi the horse” is a fat Icelandic horse, he’s often seen with his buddy “hrafnkell the clown” he wears glasses and Makes funny noises
Person 1 : hey can you hear that !
~clip clop clip clop~
Person 2 : hey that must be Tommi the horse !!!
~clip clop clip clop~
Person 2 : hey that must be Tommi the horse !!!
by Oh no that’s very gay April 03, 2020
by waynekotke March 21, 2016
Noun.1.1. A reference to the infamous Miss Power’s unfinished quote, “…big phat juicy horse co-”, which she stated after the stated rhetorical question, “you know what else is comfy?” She later clarified: “sorry it cut me off. I meant couch.”
Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.
Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.
Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
by zrlx October 06, 2021
dude 1: bro did you see that horse race?
dude 1: nah, did you bet again?
dude 1: yeah I lost all the money in my bank account
dude 1: stupid horse
dude 1: nah, did you bet again?
dude 1: yeah I lost all the money in my bank account
dude 1: stupid horse
by wilburthemango June 08, 2021
A man who wears a silicone horse mask and dances around with friends who hold a boom box often playing dubstep. Party horses are quite popular at high school cross country meets. The horse and its maens are loved by all.
"Look at those cross country guys with the party horse, those maens are probably having a great time!"
by scxcrunner October 29, 2011
A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
by Willard A. Price III June 14, 2008
An equestrian female who thoroughly enjoys posting pictures of herself with/on horses all over social media. The phrase is often pronounced and sounds best with a thick Boston accent.
(Two young men from the New York/Boston area)
Jimmy: Hey Tommy, what's wrong with that girl over there?
Tommy: Gee whiz, Jimmy! She's a fackin horse chick!
Jimmy: No wonder my twitta's been jammed with pictures of her with those ugly animals!
Jimmy: Hey Tommy, what's wrong with that girl over there?
Tommy: Gee whiz, Jimmy! She's a fackin horse chick!
Jimmy: No wonder my twitta's been jammed with pictures of her with those ugly animals!
by Magic Mob June 18, 2013