Cock handle

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 18, 2010

Dip Handle

A fancy spoon used by wealthy families. It is mostly used by house servants while pouring soup. It was also a name used by pelt traders, in order to seem more sophisticated.

ladle spoon dip handle diphandle

by Matt Subadafo September 26, 2009

drift handle

The parking brake; usually pulled to drift but occasionally to secure the vehicle when parked.

"I pulled the drift handle and did some donuts in front of the cops!"

by SBCar March 13, 2018

Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

recliner handle

when a man sticks his super long penis into a vagina when the girl is in cow-girl position. When she leans back with the penis still inserted, the mans legs kick out like a recliner.

"Dude, I was totally bangin this chick yesterday and she leaned back on me and gave me a recliner handle. My legs totally kicked back!

by shavo13 March 24, 2009

Tool-handling

Adjective. A tool-handling person is someone who knows how to deal with situations better than other people.

-We have to protect Larry, that guy's gonna kill him!
-What do you mean "we"? I love him, but I'm afraid. That's your job, my tool-handling friend.

by Melero's Paw May 13, 2009