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Fricky Frog

A frog that eats things it shouldn't eat.
Once upon a time where was a regular everyday frog, but he really like to eat things that he, a frog, shouldn’t eat. One day the frog came across a horse. The horse accidentally stepped on the frog. But the frog lived, it was a miracle! The frog got soooo mad he ate the entire horse in one bite, and this is when Fricky Frog was born.
Fricky Frog by Yakub? November 19, 2018

Titty frog 

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.

What will Satan do with giant frog tits?

Why! That's a silly question.

Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.

Fuck frog 

A fucked frog is the worst type of friend you can have, it will tell your mother you are taking illicit drugs, it will tell your teacher that was you who draw the penis in the the white board at school. A fuck frog is a total cunt that is always looking with his big open 180 degrees eye sight to catch someone doing something bad to expose straight away.
Mum: Well Eric, have a great time at Stacy’s party!

Eric: Thanks mum.

Eric’s Friend: Eric will be taking mdma tonight

Eric: oh you fuck frog
Fuck frog by Ericthekid100 June 16, 2021

Foul Bachelorette Frog 

A popular meme among girls. It explains without shame everything a girl does, whether or not she wants to admit it. Deep down every girl is a Foul Bachelorette Frog, only the best embrace it.
Foul Bachelorette Frog: No shave November... You mean winter?

Naked Boner Leap Frog 

A game that takes traditional leap frog to another level.

How to play:

Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".
Joe: *hop*

Hank: *hop*

Greg: Ow, my eye!

Hank: Sorry Greg!

Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!

Joe: Not for long!

Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!
Naked Boner Leap Frog by Amazua October 5, 2013

Kermit the frog with thanos glove 

end of the world
"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."