Glizzy Friday

A special and reoccurring event involving a group of glizzed out folk obtaining more glizzy after a week of diminishing glizz.

“I wish it was Glizzy Friday. I haven’t slapped down a fresh glizz in days.”

by MacrO_69 April 23, 2022

Black Friday

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.

" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"

by Swoleness November 25, 2022

Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline

Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"

by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012

Free Boob Friday

The best day of the week, during which ladies (and gentlemen, if they prefer) go bra-less to celebrate the upcoming weekend and their own general awesomeness.

Gotta find a good shirt for Free Boob Friday tomorrow!

by Caro91 February 13, 2014

fuck yeah friday

A National holiday that occurs every Friday that honors the God that is Brendon Urie. This originated on vine when on Friday he would say Fuck Yeah Friday with many high notes.

*the final countdown plays* Oh it’s Fuck Yeah Friday...-Brendon Urie

by Justanotheremoteen February 8, 2019

Female Crush Friday

Abbreviation more commonly used on the social site instagram as F.emale C.rush F.riday created as a response for MCM (m.en c.rush m.onday)

Today, my Female Crush Friday or FCF is Rihanna

by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019

Funki Monki Friday

The greatest holiday, every friday. PRAISE THE MONKI!

"ITS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY!!!" - Me

by Rich Rapper Man From China January 15, 2021