ballz on forehead

An unhinged battle cry born from the depths of down bad markets. Used when someone decides they’re done moping, done blaming the universe, and done being a professional Debbie Downer. Instead, they flip the script and channel a weirdly powerful inner super-mode that only unlocks when everything is going absolutely terribly.

“Bro was down horrendously yesterday but woke up ballz on forehead today and launched a whole empire.”

“Everyone’s crying in the group chat and he’s just there, ballz on forehead, sipping a coffee like it’s fine.”

“Went to sleep down bad, woke up ballz on forehead. Character development speedrun.”

“Her portfolio is cratered but she’s ballz on forehead building a V2 like nothing happened.”

by ballzonforeheadmaxi November 19, 2025

forehead kiss of doom and despair

your fucked. when a guy your in a “situationship” with gives you a forehead kiss it always leads back to them leaving. which gives it the name “forehead kiss of doom and despair”.

“but he kissed my forehead everytime i saw him what did i do wrong”

“you just got the forehead kiss of doom and despair”

by chalwins December 31, 2025

Kentucky Forehead

The first recorded occurrence of the Kentucky forehead was by Colonel James G. Bollzonya in 1804 in rural Louisville, Kentucky. This is a passive aggressive, sexual act that involves dispensing male ejaculate, into another person’s hat, and then putting said hat on the owners head. The then aforementioned spooge should drip down the persons face in the shape of the state of Kentucky.

Blease I’m pegging you, don’t give me a Kentucky forehead.

by Jerked Balls June 20, 2023

Forehead wipe

When you wipe your forehead hit accidentally wipe your butt.

LeBron: Yo, I just had the weirdest forehead wipe!
Obama: Ain’t no way my boy, you clownin.
LeBron: Nah, for real I just did! Look at my hand
Obama: *Slowly pans bison to Lebron’s hand with a brown lump on it*
LeBron: See! I had a crazy forehead wipe!
Obama: Aight, my bad homes.

by SalamiBootySmacker3000 June 24, 2023

Big forehead (male)

A person with a bigforehead has been proven to basically 100% of the time to have a very large pp

Having a Big forehead (male) will scientifically be proven enlarge your pp size

by jidfdfj June 28, 2023

Foreheading

When someone’s forehead is big and shining so bright like torchlight.

Jerry’s forehead is foreheading

by Memi March 5, 2023

Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by anonymous March 5, 2023