trap flu

An airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. Once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. There is no known cure to date. The victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. The only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. Usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to Bobby Shmurda for days on end.

Victim 1: " I'm coughing to the point of puking. What the fuck did I catch?"
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".

by Tyler Patient Zero October 9, 2014

Boy Flu

Prison slang for inmates who have gotten AIDS while in the joint

Did you hear about Ohio Roy? He got the Boy Flu been hangin in Block D and doin the down low.

by zoobreath3 January 29, 2021

Sheen Flu

Sheen Flu is when you're the victim of a massive and horrible hangover. It implies that you were partying like Charlie Sheen the night before, and may be on the brink of death.

Sean called off work today, yesterday's happy hour resulted in his coming down with Sheen flu.

by mechabb June 8, 2011

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..

Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..

by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018

Bracket Flu

Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.

Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea

Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.

The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.

Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.

by valleymd March 18, 2010