fece socket

A long tube sock filled with feces. It is commonly used to beat old men because it leave no bruises or marks only mental scaring and shame.

Elderly Man: "get off my lawn"

Young boy: "Shut up old man before I beat you with a fece socket!"

by gbiscuit April 13, 2011

Fecal Treacle

The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.

I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.

by Holdontoyourwig April 11, 2014

Fecetime

The art of FaceTime-ing while pooping

Hey Paul, wanna FeceTime with me?

by MikeLaury August 15, 2016

fecetious

full of sh!t in an obvious way.

you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story

by David L. Martin November 2, 2007

Fecesbook

Nickname for the social networking website Facebook, and the namesake company that operates it.
The nickname reveals the low opinion of a sizeable portion of the public with regard to Facebook.
Criticism ranges from privacy concerns, to crap applications indigestion, to health issues resulting from the act of 'poking' other people.

Oh, don't tell me you're on Fecesbook too!!

by vruz September 2, 2009

FEC

Flesh Eating Capitalist. Sarcastic term to describe someone who is an adamant proponent of capitalism where the ends justify any means. Noted FEC's are Marc Rousset

Marc is a FEC, he wants Wal-Mart to run every department store.

by Marc Rousset May 18, 2005

feck

An Irish word that has fallen into similar usage as fuck, made famous by Father Ted.

<A> Aw feck!
<B> You fecked that up didn't you?

by Ms T February 23, 2003