Emotional-Constipation

When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea

THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME

by yo dey ley he hoooo March 23, 2021

Emotional oreo

Someone who does not know if they want to be white or black.

Man Jamal, Vladimir has been a real emotional oreo lately.

by scrublord3000 April 21, 2015

emotional tornado

When a girl talks herself in circles and her emotions for a guy she's in love with spin around and around and around and get completely out of control.

Damn.... Courtney was such an emotional tornado today.

by Cjs07r June 16, 2016

Puss-emotions

A girl's emotions that are related to her pussy and it's needs.

Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.

Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.

"Tanya was blinded by her puss-emotions to such a degree that she fucked everything in sight!"

"It's 11:11, make a wish!"

"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"

"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."

by Troiweschuck May 19, 2014

bitch emotion

An aggressive man-boy who expresses his emotions in an explosive feminine-like rage. Then ends this fit with a pint of Ha-gen das .

"There goes Wayne again", That dude's throwing a fit over nothing! "He got bitch emotions".

by master penny dimes November 22, 2016

Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.

Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.

by Mike109999 August 29, 2018

Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.

I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.

by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016