Ditzy

A descriptor used to define a total brick-brained bozoid that lacks the motor skills of a competent individual.

"Hey look Landon, that lady over there just ran into a wall and dropped her keys, wallet, and phone!"
"Boy, she's quite ditzy"

by WHYOWE1 January 3, 2023

Ditzydreams

(also called Ditzyness or Ditzyidot)

an idot, simp, and is already insane and going more insane by the minute.

"DITZYDREAMS, WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU MAKE THAT CURSED"

by Ditzydreams January 22, 2023

Ditto

Happens to be the name of a really neat person who does amazing art and whatnot. really nice and funny 2

Yo Ditto can you pleaseee show me eyeball man again

stfu

by MariusJ January 23, 2023

Ditro

A pedophile who watches cp 24/7 and who’ll rape you

Person: WHO IS THAT AND WHATS HE DOING
person 2: thats a ditro, we should never ever get close

by InvaderGirOfficial January 25, 2023

ditto

the pokemon: The cutest thing ever no other opinoins allowed
the word: same

a:hello
b:hello
a:is it just me or is the urban dictionarys description of ayden great
b:ditto

by search how to find chuck noris March 30, 2023

ditoes effect

when something is an off brand rip off and you remember the rip off more then the original. therefore thinking it was apart of the originals and more well knowns product, relating to the mandela effect and in some cases the reason for the Mandela effect to happen.

- Chris Struniolo

the mysterious 'Dora' popsicle but no' boots' popsicle everyone claims to remember is apart of the ditoes effect.

by Chris'RealFav April 4, 2023

Ditto

"Ditto" a nickname for someone who is named after their Dad; a Junior. someone who also has a cousin 2yrs older than him who go's by the name Junior b'coz he was named after his Dad. so to eliminate confusion and/or prevent 2 people coming when being called when they wanted a specific person as in not the father nor the cousin who's 2 yrs older than the person they were calling for, it has been determined before birth by his Mother that he shall be called "Ditto"...
and by calling him "Ditto"

his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...

Mom: "hmm, i can't find my purse, keys, reach the remote or the mail has came and i do not want to get up.."

"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."

by smartass whiteboy June 17, 2023