P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.

Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!

by Doobedoo May 12, 2024

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P Diddy

A penis diddler.

P Diddy created his moniker after diddling penises

by Himothy Turner January 21, 2024

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P. Diddy

rapper by day, raper by night

man 1: p. diddy’s on suicide watch
man 2: YEEHAW

by naeuiofnyuw4cr December 15, 2024

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Free Diddy

A form of neologism used to described the want to free a Gen Z celebrity known as "Puff Daddy" or "P Diddy." He has done treacherous acts such as igniting Kid Cudi's car and being labeled as a pedophile. While not behind bars, some in this generation want is charged to be knocked off of his person.

Gosh, I really wish they would Free Diddy, he didn't do anything bad to Kid Cudi's car and those kids he so called "touched" don't even exist. Puff Daddy should have a clean slate!

by WermTerm June 24, 2024

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