p diddy

when something happens you just blame it on p diddy cuz why not

who broke the light? “p diddy did it”

who shit on the floor? “p diddy”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

P diddy

Big dick cutie with a bunch of dumbass friends

Fuck me p diddy

by November 22, 2021

P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.

Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!

by Doobedoo May 12, 2024

P Diddy

A penis diddler.

P Diddy created his moniker after diddling penises

by Himothy Turner January 21, 2024

P. Diddy

rapper by day, raper by night

man 1: p. diddy’s on suicide watch
man 2: YEEHAW

by naeuiofnyuw4cr December 15, 2024

mo-diddy

Pimp ass, tough, old school mofo!

"damn, you see that fine ass mo-diddy? He makin me cream my pants!"

by ituigf November 22, 2006

diddy debt

In debt of a sexual favor, particularly with men; but it works with all genders.

You think i’m going to let that slide? i’m about to put you in diddy debt.

by Blaze429 August 01, 2024