David

David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.

I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.

by DaijaMae January 25, 2020

David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.

That David was sighted in Norway.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020

David

The man after God's own heart. Someone that's full of mistakes and repents from every sin he commited and commit new ones..

A king, a mighty warrior. A man that takes what he wants no matter what.

To survive in this present time, you have to become a David..

by Garus February 4, 2020

david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019

David

Literally a god. Everyone loves to be around him. Can't disagree, he's a ladies man, although he may be smiling around with anime waifus. Very flattering. Happiness walks in when he talks to you. Amazing friend to anyone. May be socially awkward, but an idiot with friends. The best boyfriend/husband material any girl could ask for. He's respectful to women and respectful to all people who deserve it. His smile can cure your depression /j. Reliable, cute, ugh there's literally no words to describe him about how amazing he is

I'm getting all red now

Don't lose your Davids, they're as valuable as money <3

"I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH 💛"
"David is the best thing that has happened to me"
"I can always rely on David"

by Mage_101 June 28, 2021

David

Is a tree :)

Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever

by Thesecondbestesttree November 20, 2021

David

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.

:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David

by Dav012 July 26, 2019