When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
by crooked.frog February 22, 2021
Get the Crookedmug. What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
Get the Crook & Markermug. Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the crooked clarinetmug. Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.
by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016
Get the crooked moneymug. by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017
Get the Crookmug. by cyclopentane August 15, 2023
Get the Crookmug.