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Crooked

When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?
by crooked.frog February 22, 2021
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Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.
Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.
Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money
by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016
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Crook

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough
My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!
by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017
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Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.
by cyclopentane August 15, 2023
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