The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 17, 2021
When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.
Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
by _Olter April 04, 2020
In the same vein as a Jägerbomb, a Corona Bomb (performed with a Corona for symbolic coronavirus purposes, but can be any alcoholic beverage) is chugging your entire beverage through your COVID-19 mask.
If executed correctly, the participant imbibes their entire beverage as well as whatever may be lingering on their mask from the environment it’s been worn in.
If executed correctly, the participant imbibes their entire beverage as well as whatever may be lingering on their mask from the environment it’s been worn in.
Yo dude let’s do a socially distanced round of Corona Bombs!
But that sounds gross and exactly what the CDC would NOT recommend...
Who the hell knows what’s gonna happen with this thing! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb!
But that sounds gross and exactly what the CDC would NOT recommend...
Who the hell knows what’s gonna happen with this thing! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb!
by SLCsam July 17, 2020
The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
by Salty 40 March 23, 2020
The final course in Super Mario Sunshine. There, the protagonists Mario and F.L.U.D.D. have to navigate the lava lake, high-jump using the Rocket Nozzle and defeat Bowser (and Bowser Jr.) to rescue Princess Peach (for the 268th time).
Due to its name, Corona Mountain is joked by fans to be the source of Coronavirus.
Due to its name, Corona Mountain is joked by fans to be the source of Coronavirus.
US and Europe: Coronavirus comes from China!
China: No! The US soldiers sent them to China!
Super Mario fans: You're both wrong! It actually originates from the Corona Mountain!!!
Every other people on Earth: WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!
China: No! The US soldiers sent them to China!
Super Mario fans: You're both wrong! It actually originates from the Corona Mountain!!!
Every other people on Earth: WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!
by amogusamoguseverywhere June 17, 2021
The guy that you continued to hook up with against your better judgement because you couldn't meet anyone else during the shut down is your Corona Cock
Me: So I don't see Steve at all anymore, no booty calls, nothing
Her: Well you're better off anyway
Me: We're back to working, hanging out with friends - I guess he was just my Corona Cock
Her: Well you're better off anyway
Me: We're back to working, hanging out with friends - I guess he was just my Corona Cock
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021