Colton

Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.

eeeeew that kid is so Colton.

by Bill sucks May 3, 2022

Colton

Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.

is that Colton..
ya.. better get away

by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022

Colton

A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.

Wow, you have a colton in your pants!

by 12StepKid May 10, 2022

Colton

A man with lushes lettuce, party animal, and a grill master. Colton’s are usually the life of the party and like loud 60s country. They are fueled by alcohol. The more drinks they consume, the better their dancing gets. Although, even a Colton has his breaking point. His kryptonite is odd or even. After drinking too much he turns into a crazed sex machine and has only one thing in his mind.

Who’s that running the odd even table? Must be a Colton.

by Saucetrain September 15, 2022

Colton

BIG DICK SWINGIN'. knows how to break your back, make your legs shake and give you the best dicking of your entire life

Colton will rock my shit

by Glizzy baller September 25, 2022

Colton

Chivalrous

Did you see that man, he was Colton.

by Anonymous9247 January 8, 2022

Colton stanojevic

his google search bar says either "memes", "funny memes", or "dark jokes". They are also are a narcissist, make incest jokes about their friends having relations with their brother/sister, and lives in 2012

Person: do you see that Colton stanojevic

Person: Yeah, he's an asshole

by Arthur Morgan TB December 13, 2021