chocolate yarmulka

When two people are playing naked leapfrog, and the person doing the 'leaping' doesn't quite make it over the other person, thus landing on their head, hence giving the unlucky person a 'chocolate yarmulka'

"Did a bird just drop a load on your head, or did you just get a chocolate yarmulka at the nudist colony?"

by Tim A October 17, 2005

chocolate tunnel

The ass hole of a man or a woman.

Dude I gave her some good lovin' deep in the chocolate tunnel.

by mike b jr July 31, 2006

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

Chocolate Meathole

The gaping void or "bore-hole" left in a rectum following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after rigorous and sustained intercourse.
cf meathole

"...as he cheerfully lapped the foetid felch from her freshly excavated chocolate meathole he felt an unexpected ..."

by violinclination January 18, 2009

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

chocolate man

A slightly racist term to describe a black male.

Someone stole your bike? What did he look like?
Well uh, he was a Chocolate Man.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

chocolate chink

A Chinese person that tries to act black.

"Yao always tries to be a chocolate chink...."

by Diep January 24, 2008