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Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.
Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.
by historymanj July 31, 2011
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Traffic coning

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready
Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard
by mrpiffington7 November 19, 2015
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gold caking

when you piss on a woman's face and immediately ejaculate on it and the messy medley of man juice and liquid waste becomes fluffy and cakelike
dude, that girl doesnt care what the hell you put on her face. I heard Jimmy O'Keefe even gold caked her once.
by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005
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Coning

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
by derpsalot August 30, 2010
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cancing

1. verb: uncontrollable, highly lethal dancing.
2. origin: cancer- an uncontrolled growth of abnormal body cells.
3. noun: cance: an uncontrolled, highly lethal dance move.
1. "Glynn Voisin sent that chick to the hospital with his cancing at the club!"
2. "Boys who cance are so hott!"
3. "Have you seen Bruce Lee cancing?"
4. "Your cancing isn't deadly enough."
by Aress September 20, 2010
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Saran Caking

Saran Caking is an up and rising sensation where teens place 10 to 20 even 50 pancakes on the targets car and then proceed to cover the car in a thick layer of plastic wrap as a hilarious practical joke. Saran caking originated in the Suburbs of Atlanta, Georgia but has quickly spread as far west as Oklahoma.
- "Tonight lets go Saran Caking and get your girlfriend's car as a joke! She won't know what hit her!"
by ToneTone March 14, 2010
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caringest

Wow, Karen is one of the caringest people I know. She just cares so much!
by Anderson James November 19, 2010
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