Caden

Not a gay guy

Wow, Caden is really straight, like not even kiss-the-homies-goodnight gay.

by GreatestGuy_ June 6, 2022

caden

fine, funny, perfect and has good music taste

girl 1- “omgg caden is soo fine”
girl 2- “i know right? why doesn't he have a girl yet”

by By: ibukisboba! :) March 17, 2023

Caden

Caden is a boy who somehow gets every girls nudes and doesnt even talk to them, but when he does they fuck him over and actively hunt his dick, but he cant see that even though his wiser older brother knows better, he wont listen and he'll come back saying that he was right all along

Daniel: don't go for her she only wants you pecker

Caden: lol haha no i no listen

2 weeks later....

Caden: you were right daniel, please for give me

Daniel: no fuck off

by The wise daniel February 17, 2021

Caden

Caden has a giant megladon horse nigger cock

Omg look at Caden’s giant megladon horse nigger cock

by Fxcuu hi hdsfh November 12, 2019

Caden

Better then Zach

Caden is better than Zach

by Giobruh August 26, 2019

caden crussel

if your readin this your gay

wow caden crussel packin

by escalatorpog November 27, 2022

Caden

Shy at first but once you get to know him he’s a really nice guy. He most likely plays video games and wants human company (I would know because I am one). People like him but he doesn’t like himself. Likes all animals but likes cats the most.

Guy: Caden is so nice.
Other Guy: Yeah I would love to be a Caden.

by MomPleaseComeBack December 3, 2020