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Michigan breeze

A cold wiener on a windy day in May.
Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out
by Weth Sire May 28, 2022
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Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.
“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”
by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024
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turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
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Ladder Breeze

LADDER BREEZE (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness. This creates possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.
EXAMPLE OF USAGE - A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HEKA~HANNAH~STONED~GODDESS~ December 6, 2023
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Breeze

To pass or surpass someone by far in anything, like passing someone’s skill at a game and now easily beating them when they were once better than you or now having way more money than someone like your parents.
I used to think my older brother was good at Basketball when I was a kid, but I now breezed his ass and think he’s ass at Basketball.
by Riot_lexicon August 3, 2023
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LADDER BREEZE

Ladder Breeze (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness creating possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.9+
A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HANNAH AND ROBERT December 1, 2023
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Hair Breeze

that feeling when you come out of the barber shop with that fresh cut and the wind hits all the spots originally covered by your hair and it just flows through your hair so FREELY
Ahhh... that fresh Hair Breeze is the most refreshing thing EVER
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