Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.

Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*

by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014

Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.

Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.

by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it

how tf this works
Brandon: idk either

by unci2007 January 3, 2021

Brandon

A person who is from the rancho

"SI señor yo soy del rancho!"~Brandon

by RainyRoma November 3, 2018

Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.

Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?

by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019

Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked

Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean

by Vydro October 23, 2020

Brandon

Joseph R. Biden.

Brandon forgave my student loans

by tp217 January 23, 2023