bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.

Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011

bologna hatch

loose vagina

that girl had a silly bologna hatch

by la land down under August 18, 2012

Bologna Puckles

Bologna puckles is an insult made by a five year old that tends to add silly things after a real word

You are a bologna puckle.

I don't like bologna puckles!

by Zapataluv March 6, 2012

Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

bologna without the mayo

A person who can get erect but can't produce the juice

Devin had a big dick and all...but I didn't get a facial. It's like bologna without the mayo

by Bigbotoboi December 25, 2015

bologna roll

Puckered butthole that resembles the end of a roll of bologna.

Dennis asked 'what is the difference between a nine volt battery and her bologna roll ?' ... 'Sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!'

by Yukonskitch May 11, 2016

bologna wrestling

A specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.

Hey Cletus, wanna wrestle?

Yeah Jed, but only if we're bologna wrestling.

What's that?

*removes shirt*

by manyplayz November 16, 2016