You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

Fuck bitches get UCAS

similar to fuck bitches get money, except the primary objective is to gain points on the UCAS tarrif, rather than currency.

Used mainly by those who sit exams under Cambridge.

Dave: Bro, Monique says you're dumb
Dave's Bro: oh fuck
Dave: Fuck bitches get UCAS
Dave's Bro: yeah i never thought of it that way!

by fuckbitchesgetUCAS November 21, 2011

Bitches be wildin'

A phrase to signify that a different person or group of people is causing undo stress

That girl is whack...bitches be wildin'.

I wanted to go out with the dudes, but my boo wanted me to stay in and watch The Notebook with her...bitches be wildin'.

by Ki'ainneru May 1, 2009

shitty bitches

people who piss me of by their crappy actions

"you shitty bitches"

by mrs squarrell March 2, 2004

Bitches in a Bitch Boat

Used to example a certain extremity of pain or suprise. Usually used with a number, commonly 2-10, depending on how painful / suprising the occurrence was.

Examples; "I got a tattoo on my lung, and I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat!"

"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"

by Scott & Jimmy September 7, 2008

bitchess

A bitch with femenine postfix "ess". Twice a bitch.

Just look at that bitchess!

by Freaske May 1, 2008

hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes

Adam says “hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes” in the sk8 the infinity dub ep8

the only good thing that has come out of that man's mouth

hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes

by 1014a April 12, 2021