care bearing it

To molest stuffed animals in the harshest manner possible.

Dude, where is steve?" "Man, he is at home care bearing it." "Well it's better then drinking and driving, I guess.

by checkoutmynipples February 23, 2011

Beating around the bush

When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.

yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.

by davidandbroliath March 22, 2011

beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.

A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.

by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009

Beaning

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.

Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?

by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018

Polar Bearing

When a group of males form a circle and have an inflatable polar bear animal, and to fill it they must all ejaculate into it until it is completely filled. After the polar bear is inflated with semen the person who ejaculated the least amount will be required to belly flop onto it causing to burst semen all over their chest.

Man 1: what did you do last friday?
Man 2: Craig, Jeff, Steve, and I went Polar bearing it was super fun!
Man 1: THAT'S AWESOME YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME!

by olivercloseoff69 September 2, 2014

Beaking

When a male with a nose of rather large proportions inserts it into an orifice, such as, and not limited to; an anus, vagina, mouth, ect. Generally it's pulled in and out much like the penis during intercourse.

Arthur told me he was beaking Angie last month at Wal-Mart, but he got too shy and ran off in the middle of it.

by Eroticus Maximus January 27, 2010

beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008