by drewbeams July 29, 2022

by BeamDream November 18, 2018

Noun
When your buddy throws something at you (typically a ball of some sort) so hard it forms a bruise.
Often used as a threat
Verb
A beam
When your buddy throws something at you (typically a ball of some sort) so hard it forms a bruise.
Often used as a threat
Verb
A beam
Friend: hey I guess what I did last night? Your mom!
You: I’ll beam this ball at you if you don’t shut the hell up.
You: I’ll beam this ball at you if you don’t shut the hell up.
by Savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. May 30, 2023

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet
B: A reverse blumpkin
B: A reverse blumpkin
by Stove42069 June 22, 2023

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
by Istolemysistersaccountforthis August 4, 2025

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.
Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.
Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.
"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver
Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.
"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver
by The Lovdahlinator September 2, 2011

To be rapidly and accurately hit by multiple shots from a high recoil, burst, or fast-shooting weapon in a video game, resulting in significant damage or instant death. This often leads to accusations of “aim-botting” due to the improbability of having such precise aim.
1. "This guy just beamed the shit out of me with a SMG!"
2. "This guy is beaming me!aim-botter!"
3. "I just got beamed out of nowhere."
4. “I’m going to beam them as soon as they peek”
2. "This guy is beaming me!aim-botter!"
3. "I just got beamed out of nowhere."
4. “I’m going to beam them as soon as they peek”
by illumiIinaughty June 6, 2024
