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banana

banana is obiously a friut. but alot of the time is used as somone with a bent dick. its quit often used with people who have bent cocks. people make a realy big deal out of it, but they shouldn't coz its really normal. and anyway, people who do have them. apparently it feels better for the girl if you have a "Banana". so if people take the mick (they will take the mick if you have one) just be like. who gives a shit. or just dont show anyone in the first place so knowone finds out :)
PERSON A: you alright guys
PERSON B: yer banana dick
PERSON C: alright banana

or

one day chris had a blow job from PERSON E
PERSON D: what does a bit of banana tastte like then? did it tickle the back of your throat? hahaha
PERSON E: :|

or

PERSON F: i swear mate, if your banana was big enough you could fucking make it a quater pipe and we could all have a ride!
by held1back March 30, 2009
mugGet the bananamug.

Banana

A person considered to be a bit of a dafty

Term of endearment, usually used by mums except in Scotland, where this is replaced by 'daft cunt' or 'fuckwit')
A:"Why you wearing a cone on your head?"
B: "Shit, how did that get there?"
C: "Ooh, you banana!"
by Lottykitten February 27, 2009
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana

someone who is a moron and or doing stupid shit
She's such a banana
by onewithnature October 26, 2012
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banana

banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel there skin off while cannibalizing them selves to the point of death. most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
banana"guy 1: hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: oh, you mean the next Hitler? guy 1: *kills himself* "
by ShElbY BaTmaN June 23, 2017
mugGet the bananamug.

Banana

A badass motherfucking fruit in this fucking planet ,it is a dumb duck that makes you shit along the way,fucking up your badass pussy or ass , but if you try one of it ,your dick wilL grow as fucking long and yellow as the BANANA 🍌
Eat this banana you short-dicked man
by The smart bruh January 3, 2020
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Banana

(nicole) (fruit) (food) (banana)
by chubby05 May 26, 2010
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banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death . Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
"BananaGuy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler? BananaGuy 1: *Kills himself*"
by MyBubba February 13, 2017
mugGet the bananamug.

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