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I’m Batman

Batman is a code word for being depressed, during the day we are surrounded by people who we hide our secret from.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.
“Me accepting that I’m Batman and that it was never for a trend.”

“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”
by LuciusAscen June 9, 2023
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rubber batman

Usually applies to a gift as in "that's a rubber batman!" If it's a "rubber batman" no matter what the gift really is, it means the giver expects to receive amazing and great pleasure from the gift, even if the recipient also likes it. The real point of gift "bounces back" like a rubber batman.
"You got me new undies?! That's a rubber batman for sure!" or "I love this new cookware....but that's a total rubber batman, fool."
by Chuck and Tony February 25, 2019
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I’m Batman

We get it your batman you don’t need to say it like 10 times seriously just quit it your BRUCE WAYNE ITS NOT LONGER A SECRET JUST GIVE UP
Batman-I’m Batman

Me-SHUT UP
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batman express

To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.
P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.
by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003
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Batman Cheese

The pure essence of crime in your asshole that needs beating
Yusuke: "Dude your attitude has been bad lately... Do you have a bad case of Batman Cheese?"
Kuwabara: "I don't even know anymore, man."
by Density;) December 5, 2016
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Batman Relationship

where one person lurks in the shadows with their true identity known to only a few close friends of the other. This could be because the 'batman' is someone on the side, below the class of whom they are dating ie, when someone is "slumming" or because of fear of judgment by friends. A man or woman can be the batman.
Indication that you are in a Batman relationship include not going out in public together but rather spending time alone together, not meeting friends or family of the person you are seeing, random communication usually via text and not phone, the other person not wanting to join you when you do group activities with your friends, etc.
I think Suzy is in a Batman Relationship, she's having trouble in her marriage, but doesn't seem to be very unhappy.
by Obscure Sarcasm May 6, 2016
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