Brendan Fraser

That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.

Man I used to have a healthy BMI, now I've gone straight Brendan Fraser

by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020

Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021

brendan

a guy with a fat cock

i saw a brendan the other day

by hunacuh May 11, 2021

Brendan

Over-Privileged ginger that simps for his gf

this kids a brendan

by Dxrkn May 20, 2021

Brendan

minted 12 year old who does ligma jokes and is fucking 6ft. normally spoiled and goes to Dubai every year.

Guy1:whos the dick?
Guy2:Oh thats Brendan, hes so spoiled.

by Xeno_xx1 May 20, 2021

brendan

a twinky chink, usually with glasses. almost exclusively wears clothing from Uniqlo. probably a weeb.

did you see that guy? he's such a brendan...

by thisdudenamedmichael October 9, 2025

Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025