bass to mouth

A sex act that involves rubbing a large mouth bass (dead or alive) on your partners asshole and immediately licking the bass clean.

Me and Jamie went fishing last night and decided to go bass to mouth with a fish we caught.

by Plowinurgranny May 11, 2017

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bass master

a sexual position where in doggy style the man puts his knee on the small of the womans back, reaches over and fishhooks her and pulls back like he is trying to reel in a fish.

Ray: Hey Evan why is your finger all messed up?

Ben: Oh you didnt hear?!?!?!

Evan: She bit my finger mid bass master.

by erkwon October 9, 2008

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sewer bass

A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.

Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!

by mangus May 24, 2004

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slimey bass

When you coat your erect penis in seaweed and stick it in a girls vagina then it gives a more exfoliating pleasure

Justin Bieber just gave me a slimey bass last night

by Tyler_spees February 21, 2018

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Fender Jazz bass
The Fender jazz bass in my opinion is the most classic and reliable bass. Composed of two jazz pickups along with two volume knobs and a master tone, you can virtually take it and make any sound out of it. Great for classic rock through bigger amps.

"What kind of bass does samuel play?" "Oh! He plays a Fender jazz Bass."

by d_gvf January 15, 2014

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Bass Beater

Came from the first Ethanotopian word, "Ass Eater" which means; someone who eats ass. "Bass Beater" means; someone who beats there meat with an actual bass.

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In the 1980's when the first Ethanotopians' started to beat their meat with basses. No research has been given on who they did so...

Have you ever tried beating your meat with a bass? It's official I am a bass beater...

by Bass Eater Ass Eater March 15, 2018

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