hairy axe wound

a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile

dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe

by dr.frank December 21, 2006

Vertical Axe Wound

(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"

"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).

by MOFUCKIN DYL May 5, 2007

meat axe

A Bloody Idiot, or a fucking tool. eg a fucking dumb cunt

that cunt is a fucking meat axe..
used as
"he is a fucking meat axe rugby player"

by king tiger July 11, 2006

tiny axe wound

A euphemism for a Vagina}.

Steve: "Becky changed in front of me..."
Dan: "Really? How much did you see?"
Steve: "Everything. The Booty, Satan's Love Pillows, and her Tiny Axe Wound."

by Scooter D and the Boys January 19, 2018

dirty axe wound

another name for the female genitalia, when its dirty

Ms.Chuabe has a dirty axe wound.

by katy reid December 10, 2007

Bleeding Axe Wound

Slang for vagina

Damn that bitch has a tight axe wound

by LightUrple April 14, 2004

methodist axe

A specific type of axe, These have two cutting faces, hence the axe being called two faced. Used by lumberjacks in competions.

joe pass me that methodist axe, this spruce block is nottier than my girlfriend.

by Drillboss June 19, 2019