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sea turtles

refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.
"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"

"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"

"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"
by Sean Don and Codine October 17, 2008
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sea hag

Amber Tomcavage from Big Brother 8.
Amber Tomcavage is a sea hag.
by Eunice Poltiyi September 29, 2007
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sea image

a image of the sea....most beautieful image you will ever seee and only cool gangsterrs can see them .
omg!!! look at that crazy sea image !!
by sack attack backpack October 11, 2009
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sea shell

Sea shelling is when a man goes on a QUEST to cum inside of a girls ear.
The couple was going at it when Ben asked if he could sea shell Kelly. When she agreed she had no idea what was coming. She died of an ear infection a week later.
by Andrew Meyers August 14, 2007
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Sea Kittening

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"
We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?
by HansSC January 14, 2009
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Sea Lantern

Best block in block gaem (aka minecraft)
"replace it with sea lanterns"
by Meeggvdhgv July 14, 2017
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Team Seas

I donated 10 dollars to Team Seas to get 10 pounds of trash out of the ocean!
by Somebodythat'snotyou November 11, 2021
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