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by anonymous August 1, 2022
Get the ashtonmug. A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.
Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020
Get the Ashton Schluettermug. ashton is a gorgeous girl, has many amazing friends everyone loves her but deep down has a tiktok addiction
by lilbaevibez April 14, 2020
Get the ashtonmug. 
Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon March 11, 2011
Get the Ashton Fuckchermug. Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. by humanity is overrated August 25, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug.