Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.
While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008
"That guy Andre Iguodala is clutch"
"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA. Iguodala's got ice water in his veins. Iguodala is that type of player. High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala taking that shot for me,"
"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA. Iguodala's got ice water in his veins. Iguodala is that type of player. High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala taking that shot for me,"
by I want Iguodala May 05, 2021
The act of opening a champagne bottle, preferably Andre, and shooting the cork into a womans eye then proceding to douse the woman with the champagne giving her a wet t-shirt.
Damn! Did you see that girl jogging by in the white shorts and t-shirt, she was HOT?
Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!
Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!
by AK.Killa October 23, 2006
a wonderful guy with a super super sweet guy. he's incredibly gorgeous with eyes to melt for, a smile to kill for and a heart to care for. He's awesome in fifty thousand million ways. Insanely amazing sense of humor, kind, an adorably sexy guy, understanding and caring. a lover of nature, his family, animals and smiles. He gives the most incredible hugs. Seek his hugs, you will never be the same again. The most amazing person you will meet. He will enrich your life with love, humor, passion and special special moments.
haley: "I've just been hugged and healed"
rita: "by who... you look like you've been pumped with a gallons of energy!!"
haley: "Andre of course!"
rita: "aaah..."
andre is amazing :)
rita: "by who... you look like you've been pumped with a gallons of energy!!"
haley: "Andre of course!"
rita: "aaah..."
andre is amazing :)
by yodelflop June 15, 2010
A hot Canadian guy who is a real sweetheart. He'all help a girl out and is such a gentleman. He may seem like a playboy but he is loyal to his friends. He is capable of pulling people both genders ;) He may seem like a nerd but is actually so smart. A man of many patience and a great guy to be around
by 8====D°z July 12, 2017
An Andre is an extremely handsome man who is smart, strong, and athletic. He can be so manly and robust but is also such a gentleman. His chivalrous personality makes him the ideal boyfriend and husband.
by ohyaknowitsme January 14, 2013