Filled pockets, empty sack

What they say

You know what they say. Filled pockets, empty sack.

by Employees saxk April 21, 2021

empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 12, 2011

shooting down an empty hallway

fucking a girl thats loose as shit

"dude it was was horrible, i had better sex with my hand, it was like shooting down an empty hallway."

by wtf9891 January 26, 2010

empty nut sack

A pathetic person with no balls.

My boss is an empty nut sack. He can not stand up or defend for any of his employees to his boss.

by Nucleusone December 1, 2013

Empty Grocery Cart Stare

That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...

As though looking at an empty grocery cart.

My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.

by Statutory_Ape March 1, 2011

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES)

The feeling you get after the finale of a show, ending of a movie saga, a book, or exams.

Sidak just finished The Big Bang Theory and is going through Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES)

by Sidaktive August 19, 2020