The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman by QuacksO October 18, 2025

Julia will always miss Joe more

Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.

Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"

Julia will always miss Joe more by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025

Maxine is always right

She always is, especially when it comes to her relationships

Caedan: i love you
Maxine: i love you more
Caedan: no you dont
Maxine: yuh huh Maxine is always right

Maxine is always right by Jwllyfish November 30, 2025

a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.

farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”

a loose hamster always coughs twice by firerose222 December 28, 2025

there's always one you haven't seen

Refers to Key & Peele sketches. You think you've seen all of them, but there's always a sketch you've never seen.

Guy 1: Wish I was high on potenuse.
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: right... there's always one you haven't seen.

there's always one you haven't seen by andcastle January 11, 2026

The Internet is always accessed by a crook and a fool.

A modern adaptation of the “crook and fool” proverb, emphasizing that anyone connecting to the internet is simultaneously a potential target of exploitation (the fool) and potentially a predator themselves (the crook). It’s a reminder that the internet is not a neutral space: it is structured to enable both scams and predation. The saying warns against assuming good faith online and urges constant awareness that in any interaction, one might be playing either role—or both.

"The Internet is always accessed by a crook and a fool."

The Internet is always accessed by a crook and a fool. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool.

A variant of the previous proverb, focusing specifically on social media. It asserts that social media platforms, by their design, attract and amplify both predatory behavior (crooks) and vulnerable, easily exploited users (fools). The saying is a caution against believing that social media is just a space for connection; it is also a marketplace for manipulation, scams, and harassment. Entering social media without skepticism is to risk being the fool.

"All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool." Example: “He scrolled through his feed, sharing every viral charity campaign without vetting. His friend warned: all social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. Do your research.”

All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026