Alfie

Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics

"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"

by mankdjuad July 24, 2022

Alfie Goddard

He is very hot and is way more handsome than kate fr and he is fit and cool and sexy and cool and has big willy

Alfie Goddard has big willy kate is so lucky

by Sexyhotfitalfiefr November 9, 2022

alfie burdett

big dick fit and has buff abs

Alfie BURDETT IS GOD

by alfie burxett August 10, 2017

Alfie

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie

A sexy bloke

Damm, that’s guys as sexy as an Alfie!

by ClutchAstros September 27, 2020

Alfie

He is a artistic, titianfall playing Noob

He has a brother and a sister

Ramsay:
Alfie you are bad at this game

Alfie: **** you, you ******* ******

by Eton The Great February 21, 2021

alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019