"Yo home boy, those new shoes you got are super goofy ahh!"
"Oh yeah? Your mom is goofy ahh!"
"My mother has been dead for six years."
"God dammit."
"Oh yeah? Your mom is goofy ahh!"
"My mother has been dead for six years."
"God dammit."
by JicTonAri September 5, 2022
Get the Goofy Ahhmug. Our definition of absolutely AHH. Yes. AHH. When you drop your 90° water on you. AHH. When you burn yourself on an uncooked poptart. (Yes that HAS happened) we wanted to make somthing to DEFINE us. If you possibly searched this you probly feel AHH aswell. What happened? Perhaps you dropped hot coffee, or your f r i e s...😭rip fries- or mabey you stubbed your toe so hard your whole leg explodes. You feel AHH right now dont you?
by theStupidDefinitionsOfYourLife May 26, 2021
Get the AHHmug. by SoapMuncher July 8, 2022
Get the goofy ahhmug. used to describe kaz who is also known as the mega planet eating fat butter lard sweating disgusting mole rat almost unrecognisable and unable to call a human being. No one wants to be this person and this person is ugly, stupid, unloved and uneducated. This is due to their uncomprehend ably small sized brain which we cannot use a microscope to see because it does not exist just like their father figure or mother figure. they are a disappointing definition of a failure.
Person A: what is your opinion on kaz?
Person B: Kaz is a goofy ahh A ̼̤͓̤̝͚̟̹̳͓̗̣̃̉̑̑̎̿̈́̒͠͝n̵̢̢̻̪̮̤͎̼͙̙̳̭̼̘̱̉̀͂̉ ̴̨̛̟̪̝̤͔̜̪̫͖̪͒͌̀͛͘͠͝ę̵͈̣͈͎̙͖̳͚͐͒̉̅̚ȳ̴̧̩̯̼̰̹͓̖̿̒̅͌̃̓̒̚͜e̶̢̻̥̝͉͙̬̣̫͚͖̥̣̟͛̌̄̅l̴̨͎͖̭̰̓ͅe̴̛̤̩̮̊̉͂͌ş̵̟̬̘͎͓͖̭̹͋̓̏̽͜s ̟̼̈́͌ ̵̨͖̹̾̔̽̐a̴͇̭̟̠̺̭̩͕͓͖̱͕̭͒b̵̨̨̨͉̙͕̖̞̟͚̣͊̓̆̈́͌̇̅̒̀͜o ̡̭̲͕͉͔̰͓̤̼̯̾͑̀͐̇̏̚͜͝m ͇̳̱͈͔̩̬͇̺͖̞͍̈́̅̊͝ͅͅi ̡̹̠̙̰̳͎͎̩̻̼̈̽̔̈̈͆̌n ̢̨̖̣̖͇̠̱̤͍͔̜͚͎̌̍̌̓́͗́͊a ̜̹̭̭̬͈͍̠̙͚͔͉͍̽̃̄͌̽̑̀͂̑̋͊̉̕t̵̨̛̯͙̝̠͔͖̘̺̩͓͇̳̜͗̈͐i̵͙͑̑͗̈́̈̉̄̅͐̆͛͠ọ̵̧͈̳̘̮̜̲̳͑͒̒͊̀͒̀̐̈̀̀̊͑̀ͅn ̢̧̨̛͖̦̝̦͈̣͍͙͔͙͌͊̔̿͂͑́̂͆̽̚ ̗̒͑w ̧͙̻̙̣̫͕̔̄̔̀͗̍̈͒̍i̵̛̙̗͙͖̼̊̊̈́̊̋̓͗͘͠t̶̖̥̗̭̓̔̃̉́͆̿̇̚h̶̖̖̰̠̯̹̙̭͈̯̝͛̅̑͗̿̅̔̑̆̒̈̕͘ͅ ̨̯͚̥̯̺̦̎͊̔̀̓̒́̓̎̕͜͝s̵̜̫̞̟͖̱͕̍e ͍̜̍̿̐̀̃̎̏̐͋̇v̴̧̡̫̺͉͙̱̱̖̱̥̭̼̤͗̒̒̔̚͝ͅė̴̛͉̥̣̲͉̣̦̼͙̤n̴̞̙͙̲̄ͅ ̴̲̯̪͚̎͑̎́m ̫̥͌̏͂́̽͌̽͑͗ơ̵̪̅͛́͑͆̇̚u ͚̮̭͙̭̩̟̜͈̭̝̩̳̖̰̀̀ẗ̵̢̘̺̼̮̯͙̩́̿̎̀͗̓̏͒̽͑̑h̶̺͖̠̘̗̮͚̘̦̺̑̇͊̓́̈́̊̔͑̿̀̅̍s ̥̥̬̩̩͔̺̎̌́̈́̓́͒̅͑͋.̶̳͕̄̒̆̕
Person B: Kaz is a goofy ahh A ̼̤͓̤̝͚̟̹̳͓̗̣̃̉̑̑̎̿̈́̒͠͝n̵̢̢̻̪̮̤͎̼͙̙̳̭̼̘̱̉̀͂̉ ̴̨̛̟̪̝̤͔̜̪̫͖̪͒͌̀͛͘͠͝ę̵͈̣͈͎̙͖̳͚͐͒̉̅̚ȳ̴̧̩̯̼̰̹͓̖̿̒̅͌̃̓̒̚͜e̶̢̻̥̝͉͙̬̣̫͚͖̥̣̟͛̌̄̅l̴̨͎͖̭̰̓ͅe̴̛̤̩̮̊̉͂͌ş̵̟̬̘͎͓͖̭̹͋̓̏̽͜s ̟̼̈́͌ ̵̨͖̹̾̔̽̐a̴͇̭̟̠̺̭̩͕͓͖̱͕̭͒b̵̨̨̨͉̙͕̖̞̟͚̣͊̓̆̈́͌̇̅̒̀͜o ̡̭̲͕͉͔̰͓̤̼̯̾͑̀͐̇̏̚͜͝m ͇̳̱͈͔̩̬͇̺͖̞͍̈́̅̊͝ͅͅi ̡̹̠̙̰̳͎͎̩̻̼̈̽̔̈̈͆̌n ̢̨̖̣̖͇̠̱̤͍͔̜͚͎̌̍̌̓́͗́͊a ̜̹̭̭̬͈͍̠̙͚͔͉͍̽̃̄͌̽̑̀͂̑̋͊̉̕t̵̨̛̯͙̝̠͔͖̘̺̩͓͇̳̜͗̈͐i̵͙͑̑͗̈́̈̉̄̅͐̆͛͠ọ̵̧͈̳̘̮̜̲̳͑͒̒͊̀͒̀̐̈̀̀̊͑̀ͅn ̢̧̨̛͖̦̝̦͈̣͍͙͔͙͌͊̔̿͂͑́̂͆̽̚ ̗̒͑w ̧͙̻̙̣̫͕̔̄̔̀͗̍̈͒̍i̵̛̙̗͙͖̼̊̊̈́̊̋̓͗͘͠t̶̖̥̗̭̓̔̃̉́͆̿̇̚h̶̖̖̰̠̯̹̙̭͈̯̝͛̅̑͗̿̅̔̑̆̒̈̕͘ͅ ̨̯͚̥̯̺̦̎͊̔̀̓̒́̓̎̕͜͝s̵̜̫̞̟͖̱͕̍e ͍̜̍̿̐̀̃̎̏̐͋̇v̴̧̡̫̺͉͙̱̱̖̱̥̭̼̤͗̒̒̔̚͝ͅė̴̛͉̥̣̲͉̣̦̼͙̤n̴̞̙͙̲̄ͅ ̴̲̯̪͚̎͑̎́m ̫̥͌̏͂́̽͌̽͑͗ơ̵̪̅͛́͑͆̇̚u ͚̮̭͙̭̩̟̜͈̭̝̩̳̖̰̀̀ẗ̵̢̘̺̼̮̯͙̩́̿̎̀͗̓̏͒̽͑̑h̶̺͖̠̘̗̮͚̘̦̺̑̇͊̓́̈́̊̔͑̿̀̅̍s ̥̥̬̩̩͔̺̎̌́̈́̓́͒̅͑͋.̶̳͕̄̒̆̕
by ajldabsfkf July 23, 2022
Get the Goofy ahhmug. by urmomsnewboo June 8, 2022
Get the GOOFY AHHmug. Jr: “look at the dumbass ni66a”
503yah: “you mean a glock ahh”
Jr: *starts hitting give me head top dance*
503yah: “you mean a glock ahh”
Jr: *starts hitting give me head top dance*
by The realest non cappah August 17, 2024
Get the glock ahhmug. The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023
Get the The Unholy Goofy Ahhnessmug.