how to have intense sex with your fbi agent

You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R

I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.

by God 2 by shaggy May 6, 2019

oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"

a line from GTA San Andreas

big smoke: CAP YOUR ASS
big smoke: AND YOUR ASS
big smoke: YOU WANT SOME, TOO?
big smoke: ICE COLD BABY
big smoke: I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
CJ: oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"

by godEn0moto January 2, 2020

Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.

Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.

by groovybill October 21, 2010

Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.

We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".

by Rolf_G August 26, 2008

agent orgy

An instigator and facilitator of the most fulfilling events and activities. A legend.

I spent one night with agent orgy and her friends and my life will never be the same.

by AOBJ January 31, 2017

Surreal Estate Agent

1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.

2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.

The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.

by Big John & the Boys July 2, 2018

TDS Agent

Some one who is part of the Trump Deportation Society

That TDS Agent deported Jose

by agtfrhyjk;o March 7, 2019