Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 6, 2019

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport May 27, 2018

The best Instagram account ever

The Gorillazmatic account. Don’t @ me.

The best Instagram account ever

by Gorillazmatic November 11, 2020

vassal account

an account where the user of this account is forced by another user from another account to fulfill his accounts on social media. Basically a fakeaccount but run by another person

Vassal accounts in some ways are fake accounts

by Instagrammer Expert (not) June 23, 2020

jeff from accounting

A piece of shit

You know who you are Jeff from accounting, you know who you are.

by The crown tundra69 August 4, 2020

Accountability

Something Tana Mongeau says a lot A lot, but has no idea of how to do it.

If you think that I’ve caused you hurt then I am sorry
I’m taking accountability but...

by General Tyson September 8, 2020

open an account

When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something “into the vault.”

Hey man, I’d like to open an account with you

Sure dude, confide away!

by Dangerous Dante October 2, 2020