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thomas

Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship
Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.

Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die

Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!

Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020
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Thomas

Thomas is a really nice and is hung like a horse and faster than a rabbit during sex so if your looking for a great time crack a bottle of Jack Daniels with Thomas
Girl one: Hey have you had sex with Thomas
Girl two:no

Girl one:he is hung like a horse and he is so fast to. He can put away a hole bottle of Daniels by himself
by Hananal September 22, 2017
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Thomas

the coolest and hottest of 3 brothers, definitely the middle child. has a great dick and even greater personality. 10/10 wild husband material. will visit alaska with you
by cxmic August 3, 2018
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Thomas

Thomas is a mysterious person. You can find him doing anything. Thomas is very hard in bed and can enchant any girl with his looks. Thomas is a great boyfriend. Thomas is also a very funny person and makes memes that make so many people laugh. Thomas can also be smart at some points. But there is one thing about Thomas, he has so weird friends.
Thomas is very hot!
by Dr. Slime June 2, 2019
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Thomas

Thomas is a Smart, Loyal Flirtatious and Loving person. He will put a smile on anybody's face. If you get a boyfriend like him don't you ever let him go he's a keeper. He loves his girlfriend with all his heart and will put anybody aside for you. And not to mention he is a great Best friend as much as he is a boyfriend. Just believe me when i say he's very nice.
OH IS THAT THOMAS
by Shelly Marshell November 20, 2019
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thoma

thoma - thicc momma
can be used as a friendly name such as thiccy, shishtar, etc. or used to refer to a thick mother
bestfriend 1: i love you you’re my number one thoma

bestfriend 2: you’re MY thoma !
by thicc thoma June 15, 2018
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Thomas

Thomas is a person who will act sweet at first instinct but once you get to know him he will turn on you and stab you in the back. Thomas is a person that is two faced and will act one way but turkey is the other
Thomas is a two faced person who shouldn’t be trusted
by Dj_jenni January 22, 2019
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