some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

by crovelium January 1, 2022

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

by Theejaculator October 5, 2020

Ugly privilege

When a guy or girl are so ugly they have the privilege of not caring if they get rejected so they have the audacity to approach anyone and treat them like trash because there no repercussions because of their already ugly

Friend - Omg that guy just approached me

Me - that’s ugly privilege for you

by Gee_Banga April 16, 2024

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

privilege

A group of boomers. Refers to a gang of people generally born between 1946-1964, who have had the privilege of fucking up the environment, housing market, job market, inflation, and social mores for the rest of us.

Let's get in line and order quickly before that privilege makes it to the front and demands to speak to the manager.

by Ameliers June 10, 2025

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

privilege

A group of Karens

Karen by herself is bad enough, but imagine having to deal with a privilege of 4 Karens.

by Mr BadWrench April 30, 2020