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Nick

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.
I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.
by letigre269 November 30, 2011
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Nicked

To be make an effort and get absolutely barred
LOL Nick just got nicked by Tori how embarrassing
by gregeth August 28, 2010
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nick

a asshole that pulls nothing but sloppy hoes if anything
by ifukbitches June 11, 2014
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Nick

A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.
That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.
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nicking

the act of someone sucking the life out of a room just by walking into it. being entirely pessimistic about everything. being a bandwagon fan. picking your acne in public places. not having a facebook and refusing to talk to women.
why don't you have a facebook? are you nicking me in my mouth right now?
by penetrated owl July 2, 2011
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Nick

Nick is the most adorable human being that you will EVER meet. He’s very shy, so you have to put in an effort to be his friend. But being his friend is worth it because he will always make you laugh. He’s very cute and sweet and respectful, and has a gREAT sense of humor. He has a contagious smile that makes you feel all sbdhsbdhjs inside. I reeeeeealllly like nick.
I wish I was brave enough to talk to nick, he’s so cool!
by sparklefairy2.0 June 20, 2018
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Nick

Some cunt who eats water with a paper towel. He also has a massive 18 inch flexible penis.
Did you see Nick eating water with a pepper towel? I also saw his 18 inch penis
by Skleep March 5, 2019
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