Merchant

Weird twitter user

"That merchant guy is strange"

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022

Gravy Merchant

A peddler of nonsense

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".

by wordsinabox December 10, 2010

Gold Mine Merchant

A person who loves gold diggers.

Gold mine merchant driving a nice car picking up gold diggers.

by Gochyooh November 6, 2025

Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.

"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant

by YhYhSound December 18, 2021

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Karzy Merchant

A extremely loud unpleasant person who give's it Large all the time but once faced with hardship or trouble there ass falls out

Hey Greenwood your complaining about no work we get you a job on the gas and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant

by Knees up man March 29, 2025

Holla Merchant

Someone who is too cool for School.

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant

by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009