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Max

Max is big gay lol
by Ooooodjjdhbf. Fjehhfhdyjl April 9, 2019
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Max

The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.
I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.
by ConfusedAndShooketh December 1, 2019
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Max

girl: oh ahhh max Ur amazing at sex
by a weine November 4, 2019
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Max

Max's are Lizard-Crocodile Hybrids that destroy feminists and mutilate liberals for fuel for his 9/11 re-enactments,
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock
Wow!!! That Max is taking 25 inches!!!
by FeminaziBoyz August 18, 2019
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Max

He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019
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a Max

1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."

"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
by LargePeterson July 17, 2018
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Max

Max is the latin word for tiny pp he is very small and unpubertized man he big gay
guy: omg who is that

guy 2: oh that’s tiny (max)
by wongo bongo man June 17, 2019
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