harry styles

the sexiest man to ever exist.

person 1: hey! do you know harry styles?
person 2: yeah, he’s quite literally the most handsomest man i have ever laid my eyes on.
person 1: YASS SO TRUE!!! we’re besties now.

by harrystylesenthusiast December 5, 2021

harry styles

besties got 4 nipples, has a nail polish brand, and used to be a baker

that’s about it.

harry styles is the loml

by taylorswiftisbetterthanu December 2, 2021

Harry Styles

Very attractive man, who can make your girl scream more than you can ever make her just by clicking a button. He also treat's people with a lot of kindness even if they don't deserve it.

Look at Harry Styles treat people with kindness, that's why we like him.

by Harrystylesgliterrtoenail May 1, 2021

Harry Styles

unique fashion styles! gorgeous skin, hair and eyes. lawd willing soon to come out completely as a member of the LGBT community!

here's hoping 🤞🏼

Harry Styles better be a top! j/s

by atlHeretic770 May 2, 2022

Harry Styles

The ugly ass (very popular) musician who can grab any girls attention with the sound of his voice. He’s just a normal shirtless guy you find on the street who just so happens to have an amazing voice but uninteresting lyrics

“Hey who’s your favorite singer?”

“Harry Styles!”
“Ha! Good luck finding new friends. He sucks.”

by Somebody who is me December 13, 2021

harry styles

An overrated musician who is not as good as he sounds. Was one a part of the boyband One Direction, and has the most successful solo career. He's not even that good looking, so I don't get why teenage girls like him. The only song people actually know of his is Watermelon Sugar. Some people say controversial stuff, which might be true. But all his fangirls go crazy when he wears a dress every 2 months and tag him as a LGBTQ ally, which is just stupid. He's not an ally, he donated to places that are transphobic. Do not let his fangirls fool you, he is not the best musician ever.

Friend one: "who are they getting so excited about?"

Friend two: "Just Harry Styles."
Friend one: "Oh okay. Anyway, wanna go get food?"

by Dino nuggets be bussin June 13, 2021

harry styles

another overrated, mediocre popstar from popular boyband One Erection who makes every teenage girl in an 100 mile radius faint by making music that sounds like nursery rhymes. Then he wears a dress and everyone calls it innovative, because theres never been a man in a dress before.

random teenage girl: Oh my god is that Harry Styles?! He's so amazing and talented! Honestly the greatest man alive!

chad: No one cares.

by stupidunfunnyusername December 7, 2022