The creature

The creature is a creature that created this whole universes nothing you know wasn’t made by the creature other than mom freaker and COMMANDER OUNCE those are his protectors he lives in caves and tunnels he makes his tunnels are guarded by boba and this small little fucker named the raper he steals refrigerators and your whole house he eats everything and his weaknesses are classified from mom freaker and COMMANDER OUNCE he will never die he created this universe and eveything

The creature fucking killed my cat

by Brig Hernandez December 3, 2020

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

by maklunky August 2, 2023

Terrible Creature

A phrase derive from the Latin saying: Patus-Eus-Zunigus

Both words mean a bad being, an abomination and horrid being.

Patty is a terrible creature.

by Joe Martinez Garza Lorca February 26, 2009

Creatures of Havoc

A metal band with only IT people in the band.

I got my tickets for Creatures of Havoc!

by JMP_RI November 14, 2023

Substitute Creature

An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.

EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.

McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah

by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011

deep space creature

Former Discord User "German Empire".

Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?

Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!

by The globglaglobgala. April 4, 2023