Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.

1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...

by Millz G June 26, 2016

Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)

"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"

by AubChapo October 6, 2016

Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 1, 2020

Pink Joints

White females.

I like clappin dem pink joints.

by Bridget S December 4, 2011

Compound Jointing

To roll multiple marijuana joints and to attach, join, and splice them together to make shapes and sculptures.

Remember that cross-joint from Pineapple Express? We made a trident, a tree, and a scorpion. This is a new art form called Compound Jointing.

by stoned_stoner January 12, 2012

Vagina joint

Basically she’s a hoe her pussy smoking like it’s on fire type shit

Me: Ight Vagina Joint I’ll smell you later.
Her: wtf you think ur funny

by Thetruthyk July 21, 2023

Ren Joint

A “Ren joint” (plural “Ren joints”) is cannibis joint (or blunt) that is rolled with love especially for you by your mama or parental figure or someone that loves you. The person rolls the joints for you because they know that sometimes you need to smoke a good joint to get you through the day.

I rolled a Ren Joint for my daughter using a indica hybrid to help her relax tonight.

I smoked a Ren joint that my mom packed for me in my weekend bag.

by Shay1313 September 3, 2023