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name jeff

Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat

The name jeff hat

These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes
"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"
by alv3l May 19, 2018
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Jeff Michael

The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.
Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
by HugestManAlive August 1, 2022
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Jeff-tastic

This word is essentially the exact same as fantastic. However, it is the word "fantastic" that is more "Jeff" oriented, any one named Jeff, Geoffrey, or Jeffrey is fine. If you spend a day with someone named Jeff or Jeffrey, and you had a good time, you had a "Jeff-tastic."
A good example of using this word in a sentence is "Wow, I had a Jeff-tastic time with him!"
by Jeffoh1990 July 30, 2009
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Jeff Neff

When your last name is Neff and someone decides that means your first name is Jeff. Usually happens when someone is reading your name off of a list.
Teacher: Jeff Neff.
Person: Here, but my name isn't Jeff
Teacher: oh sorry.
by Random Jeff guy December 29, 2020
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Pulling a jeff

When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.
"wait, where were you spending vacation"
"hold on man, you keep pulling a Jeff"
by TheLittleShoe December 19, 2013
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tyler jeffs

Tyler Jeffs is a hill billy that will occasionally kick some ass. A Tyler Jeffs will usually work on a farm, sell insurance, and kick a little as in a back alley...but only if necessary. He is also skinny, but strong from baling hay.
You see the dude that jumped out of the dark alley? Tyler Jeffs bit off his pinky finger, then sold him some insurance! Dudes a badass!
by Mingo33 June 11, 2018
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Jeff Epstein

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.
Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.
by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020
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