A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.
1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.
2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.
3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."
4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.
2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.
3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."
4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: What...? Never mind.
Applies to 4th definition only:
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: Whose?
Jason: Brian.
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: What...? Never mind.
Applies to 4th definition only:
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: Whose?
Jason: Brian.
by the haircuttee December 20, 2008
Get the Cuttin' hairmug. The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.
by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020
Get the Booger Hairmug. hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.
I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.
Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.
Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.
by Robert Pagnani December 18, 2007
Get the ken hairmug. by bcuzyknot March 12, 2019
Get the Carioto hairmug. Butthole hair in my ass
“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”
“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”
by Marlin lover 758 January 13, 2018
Get the butthole hairmug. A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.
by Uber Redhead March 25, 2013
Get the Power Hairmug. by Kane G. May 13, 2005
Get the hair dudemug.