Zoom 

A Stupid Online Chat Service That Makes Me So Mad

9:30 Am A Zoom
10:30 A Zoom
11:00 A Zoom

12:00 A Zoom

1:00 A Zoom
2:00 A Zoom

ALL WEEK

Zoom by Some Random MotherFucker May 18, 2020

zoom train 

A group sex encounter, analogous to a “train”, which is facilitated by remote conferencing technology such as Zoom.

Hey me and the boys tryna slide thru and run a zoom train on Haley tonight. What's the meeting ID?

zoom train by tyronesbihhh May 25, 2020

Zoom 

The act of using the app "zoom".

When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?

Zoom by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020

Zoom 

A video meeting website that seemed to have a surge in popularity when this freaking pandemic started.

I literally had no idea Zoom was even a thing until I had to do school on it.

Zoom by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Zoom Wallflower 

Someone who sits in an online meeting waiting for their turn to be spoken to or patiently waiting for silence or gap in the meeting so one can add their input before being interrupted.

"Paolo, since you are being a Zoom Wallflower, what are your thoughts on the discussion?"; "I'll just sit here in front of the computer like a zoom wallflower until someone ask me a question"

Zoom Wallflower by muevete80 June 15, 2020

zoom 

It is a shit when the disease.It will make you crazy that stupid shit.Lauyindi just sleep

A:Did u hv zoom?
B:Yeah i am zooming

zoom by lauyindi Jasper Lau June 15, 2020

Zoom Creeper 

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!

Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing

Zoom Creeper by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020