Grundle Wizard

A mythical creature lurking in the deepest forest covered corners of the grundle, highly skilled in witchcraft and wizardly endeavors that only surfaces to get its daily fill of grundle gravy and provide bountiful donkey punches.

That pen was a big grundle wizard

by NagDuck January 9, 2010

dick wizard

1. Referring to a man with very small and childlike genitalia. The term was coined to describe a pledge at a fraternity at a Pittsburgh area university. DG

2. A wizard that sucks dick.

"Don't be such a dick wizard!"

Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"

syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league

by pizza delivery boy November 11, 2010

butt wizard

An awesome insult. Possibly implies insultee uses magic with their posterior.

It's also a band somewhere.

"You, dirty rotten butt wizard!"

"WTF did you just call me?!"

by GrimFelix November 6, 2007

Kitchen Wizard

Someone who tattoos from home. Normally this hill billy practice occurs in the kitchen without the use of an autoclave or sterile needles.

Jesco White, the kitchen wizard, gives wild and wonderful tattoos from his momma's double-wide.

by Franken666beans June 20, 2011

Wizard

Someone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.

FatSac: I wonder if these shrooms are any good
BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)

by Zach & Ethan January 30, 2004

wizard

To grab the air around your lower regions after farting, bring the hand full of farty air up to your face, and blow it whimsically into someone else's face, as if blowing fairy dust. Most effective when making creepy wizard-like faces.

"Dude, I ripped one while driving over here and Brandon start whining about it, so I gave him the wizard."

by joe rp December 30, 2007

wizard

A person who does and says stupid and goofy things

Yo get away from me u wizard

by Mo-Blaze March 24, 2007